Sabrina: I can't figure out an original gift to get Harvey for Valentine's Day. Cologne he'll never use, a red sweater he'll never wear, a teddy bear holding a sign that says "I heart you".
Hilda: It's not easy coming up with something masculine, romantic and red.
Salem: Unless it's salmon.
Salem: Nothing says love like THINGS THAT SWIM UPSTREAM.
he was talking about sperm the little perv. it took me until now to realize it.
If you have something worthy to die for…. get someone else to die for you...
me throughout the entirety of Avengers vs Xmen
bat-butt: Scott you need to calm down ok no seriously you need to cam the fuck do- -ok no your not listening scott- scott please listen but….please oh fuck it