March 2013
9 posts
February 2013
18 posts
1 tag
Sabrina: I can't figure out an original gift to get Harvey for Valentine's Day. Cologne he'll never use, a red sweater he'll never wear, a teddy bear holding a sign that says "I heart you".
Hilda: It's not easy coming up with something masculine, romantic and red.
Salem: Unless it's salmon.
Salem: Nothing says love like THINGS THAT SWIM UPSTREAM.
he was talking about sperm the little perv. it took me until now to realize it.
September 2012
50 posts
“If you have something worthy to die for…. get someone else to die for you...”
me throughout the entirety of Avengers vs Xmen
bat-butt:
Scott
you need to calm down
ok no seriously you need to cam the fuck do-
-ok no your not listening
scott-
scott please
listen
but….please
oh fuck it
